February 2012
someone teach me how to make potatoessssssâ„â„
Watchsoulss:
bromo-aj:
rest in peace.
i just laughed so hard
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
i hate fevers
i remember what you wore on the first day you came into my life and i thought hey you know this could be something
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
the advil is wearing off fml
anonymously tell me your crush's name
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christineexox:
hate this shit.